the taiwanese army gets greedy

Nothing says "Welcome back!" like a possible stint in the Taiwanese Army. Man, that would be a serious comedy of errors.

Jokes aside. I was afraid they wouldn't let me out of this country, since I am obviously such an influence on the balance of power in Asia.

But now I've got the exit stamp on my passport and it's all good. Roight roight roight roight roight roight...