quotable.

Names have not only been changed, but generously embellished, to protect and honor the innocent.

Rocker: "So, guess what, I described some of the recent events of Excitable New Guy to Rock Out Neighbor and he said he's got to be a tweaker!"

The Professor: "Your classic speed freak can be controlled."

Rocker: "I'm not interested in that."

The Professor: "Well, the world is full of different animals."

Me: "You just need to find the right cattleprod."